Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’: 

The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.

 ( amberfox17 )


a little love story about mermaids and tattoos



characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important



characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important


Tréville being a little shit when he was younger. 

Tréville’s old commander finding out somebody put him in charge and going Well there’s your problem right there THE LUNATIC IS RUNNING THE ASYLUM.

Tréville can keep up with the Inseparables because he did all that shit twenty years ago, he knows all of the tricks. Tréville being as much trouble as the four of them put together. Riding into formation at the last possible second on the bishop’s horse with the bishop still on it. After seducing said bishop and shooting some Spanish soldiers. 

The Inseparables being karmatic retribution for all the shit Tréville pulled in his youth. 

Tréville going look it was only three buildings and two of them were set on fire as a strategic military decision and the bar wasn’t even my fault.

( hippity-hoppity-brigade as i’m pretty sure this would be her jam)  


this is my only hypothesis


Jordy Mercer turns a base hit into two outs.

A bit for the readalong (which I have been stupidly behind on lately)

CURRENT EVENTS                           


BOLD WHAT YOU’VE READ and italic what you are planning to read soon:

The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, The Silmarillion, The Unfinished Tales, The Children of Hurin, The Histories of Middle Earth (volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12), The Book of Lost Tales, Leaf by Niggle, Farmer Giles of Ham, On Fairy Stories, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, The Atlas of Middle Earth

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